Publicity Pup Fan Gifts

'Who handles your media, Rex?'

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Ice shelfie.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Dog in love

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'Hold it! Hold it!'

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

"Fashion Week"

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

Boy weighs puppy: 'Ten... that's 70 in people-pounds, Sparky.'

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

"Would you please tell your son that pugs don't make good sled dogs."

"Oh goodie, more snow! How frickin' original!!!"

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

Prodigy - Woofgang Amadeus Mozart.

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

"Finish your anchovies and then you can evolve."

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

'I don't know which one of you keeps turning up the air conditioning, but you'd better stop!'

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

Tuxedo company.

The PENguin... is mightier with the sword