Publicity Pup Fan Mugs

'Who handles your media, Rex?'

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

Ice shelfie.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Dog in love

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'Hold it! Hold it!'

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

"Fashion Week"

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

'I read somewhere that going green would help save the ice caps.'

Boy weighs puppy: 'Ten... that's 70 in people-pounds, Sparky.'

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

Prodigy - Woofgang Amadeus Mozart.

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

"Would you please tell your son that pugs don't make good sled dogs."

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."

"Oh goodie, more snow! How frickin' original!!!"

"Finish your anchovies and then you can evolve."

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Chasebook for Dogs

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

'I don't know which one of you keeps turning up the air conditioning, but you'd better stop!'

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.

The PENguin... is mightier with the sword

Tuxedo company.