Pup Patrol Fan Mugs

'Top dog or not, you gotta slow down.'

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Dog in love

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"Fashion Week"

'Who handles your media, Rex?'

"I see a couch."

Watchdog

Boy weighs puppy: 'Ten... that's 70 in people-pounds, Sparky.'

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Chasebook for Dogs

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

"Look at you! What's your name? Huh, cutie? What's your name? I can see the man walking you is of no help. We won't judge his rude behavior. No, we won't, will we?…"

"Tales of the Bungee Leash"

"The sniffer dog had found cocaine again."

"Your work's fine, it's your break time I want to talk to you about."

"It's gonna be hard but no more shaking and fetching for a few weeks."

Some mistakenly think 'HOV Lane' means Hot Occupant Vehicles.

"Enough with the drama."

What dogs want for Christmas.

'The man at the shelter promised he doesn't bark at all.'

"That's Charles' new gun dog."

"You spoil that dog!"

"He got kicked out of the park for being a litter bug."

"Yes, I will treat you today, Rover...but in the future please bring your master with you."

'Complaints desk - Look, I've found this puppy in my toilet roll.'