Puppy Patrol Enthusiasts Mugs

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

Police Feline Unit

"Pick me!"

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Obedience School Graduation

Dogma

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

Puppy.

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

A Change of Scene.

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

Dogs in a basket

"Fashion Week"

"Hey, guys I found a way out."

'Puppies' at that playful stage where he likes to rearrange the furniture.'

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

A cart pulled by increasingly small dogs

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

'Oooh, honey, will you get me that one?!'

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

'They had three puppies and four kids before me: It's almost impossible to find a piece of furniture that hasn't been chewed on...'

'Who's best friend are you?'

"No not the puppy please"

"Look, Mommy. Puppy already knows a trick! What should we call him?" "How about 'Scooter.'"