Puppy Playdate Fan Gifts

"Keep your nose out of my business!"

Barks in code.

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

What does aloof mean?

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

Dog in love

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

New Year's Eve party for dogs

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

Dog Sees Only Food

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

Boy weighs puppy: 'Ten... that's 70 in people-pounds, Sparky.'

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

Headshot of perky dog.

Child in toy car being pulled by a dog

Chasebook for Dogs

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Top dog

Obedience School - Scratch Before Entering.

Dogs and humans greet each other.

'It certainly sounds like a fantastic offer, but I'm not supposed to answer the phone.'

"I'm not sure if my name is sit, stay, or get off the couch!"

Apple Kiss

'Time out!... Scooper!!'

'I'm still trying to decide if I should join the workforce or get my masters in staying.'

"Your work's fine, it's your break time I want to talk to you about."

'We double-dog dare you.'

In our family son, we don't "fetch", we "retrieve"...