Dog Playdate Lover Gifts

"He's a little shy around other dogs."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

A large leaf falling on a dog

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'Super Dog'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

'They're dog roses!'

"Your love gives me strength."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

Dog Birthdays

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

Sonata for Piano and Dog

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

"Sorry Frank, but I can no longer go on with this charade. Not only am I not your best friend, I'm not even sure if I like you at all."

"It's nice to be wanted."

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

"Honey! He's breached the recliner! I repeat, the puppy has breached my La-Z-Boy!!"

Kids and Mobile Addictions

When Dogs Rule

'Click it or ticket.'

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

Dog History