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"He's a little shy around other dogs."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

A large leaf falling on a dog

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'Super Dog'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

'They're dog roses!'

"Your love gives me strength."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

Sonata for Piano and Dog

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

"Sorry Frank, but I can no longer go on with this charade. Not only am I not your best friend, I'm not even sure if I like you at all."

"It's nice to be wanted."

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

When Dogs Rule

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

"Honey! He's breached the recliner! I repeat, the puppy has breached my La-Z-Boy!!"

Kids and Mobile Addictions

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

'Click it or ticket.'

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

Dog History