Puppy Playdate Fan Pillows

"Keep your nose out of my business!"

Barks in code.

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

What does aloof mean?

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

Dog in love

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

New Year's Eve party for dogs

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

Dog Sees Only Food

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

Headshot of perky dog.

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

Boy weighs puppy: 'Ten... that's 70 in people-pounds, Sparky.'

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Child in toy car being pulled by a dog

Obedience School - Scratch Before Entering.

Dogs and humans greet each other.

'It certainly sounds like a fantastic offer, but I'm not supposed to answer the phone.'

Apple Kiss

"I'm not sure if my name is sit, stay, or get off the couch!"

'Time out!... Scooper!!'

"Your work's fine, it's your break time I want to talk to you about."

'We double-dog dare you.'

Walking the dog

In our family son, we don't "fetch", we "retrieve"...