Animal Education Pillows

'If a camel can go 500 miles without water... how far can he go with water?'

Visual Gag: A snake reading a Fang Shui book. The snake's version of 'Feng' Shui

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Quick, start the car!"

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Bert's dog training.'

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Litter Tray Training

Agility God

A day at the transgenic races

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

'He's not supposed to go out.'

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

Cat Show

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

"What other tricks does he need?"

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"I'm concerned. You seem to have catlike reflexes."