Animal Training Pillows

"Not guilty, because puppies do these things."

"The kid's good."

"Sit!"

"What other tricks does he need?"

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

Pigeon Training School

"First you have to earn their trust."

'It might help Skippy's feelings if you said he needed improvement instead of calling him a bad dog.'

Shall we go into the pen? Or stay here and annoy him for another 10 minutes?

'Hey Winston, this is my dad. He's obsessed with sitting.'

"I didn't mean to trample him. How do you say 'my bad' in human?"

'I've come for a refund!'

'It has to have tall fences.'

"I'm sorry, you kept reading the paper and I couldn't wait any longer."

Yoga for dogs

'Holmes, I keep telling you ... you've got to be more assertive with that horse.'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'I've finally gotten him to come when I call.'

"..and you'll also need Percy here, his interpreter"

"She never took to the leash."

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

"Don't worry, I never get the jokes either, but if you clap your flippers, he'll throw you a fish..."

"I'm delighted to report that Buck had a breakthrough and has identified the origins of his mailperson issues."

'Sending you to obedience school was a big waste of money.'

'Isn't he clever?! Junior's learned to speak by repeating what I'm repeating...'

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

Veterinarians: Back in 5 Min. Sit! Stay!

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnyvale Dog Obedience School?!'

"I'll say a word and you say the first word you think of..." "Hello"

"Keep calm woman - you're making him nervous."

"Well, he can't have gone far. He knows he's not allowed to go up the stairs."

'We had planned to wait until Bowzer finished obedience school, then I came into heat.'

Puppy Potty Training.

'Stop reading aloud.'

"Boy, this guy is good!"