Canine Educator Pillows

Shifting the blame 101.

Discipline at Doggy School

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

"Don't even think about it."

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

"He's our finest service animal."

Penguin kid to parents: 'Big deal! You're grounding me!'

"… She's simply asking that you no longer refer to her as 'the dog.'"

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

'Trust me, if you get them as kittens, you learn to love them...'

Guide Dogs

Obedience School: When Dogs Earn Their Master's Degree.

"Since this is your first time seeing a rhino, just a friendly note: that’s my horn, not a giant pimple!"

Suddenly Harry regrets ever using anything other than dog treats to motivate his team.

"He still isn't paper trained, but I got him rug trained."

God's Miracles.

'I thought he was passing out homework!'

'Today, students, we will discuss lameness in fish.'

A cat leading a dog leading a man

'Thank goodness it's Friday!'

Give a dog a bad name.....

"Goodness gracious no, I didn't go to a public puppy-school: I went to an elite private puppy-school..."

'Oscaar? Where aaaare you? Portrait time!'

Treacherous moments in evolution

'I told him to get down.'

"Bad dog!"

'If a camel can go 500 miles without water... how far can he go with water?'

'Son, you're old enough now to know the truth...The red dot...It isn't real.'

The Four Stages of Cruelty - First stage.

Rockwell School

'Let's act in turn, Mrs. Jones. Before we start teaching your little rascal not to bite the neighbours' kids we should teach him not to eat them.'

Visual Gag: A snake reading a Fang Shui book. The snake's version of 'Feng' Shui

"Master adores me and saves every dump..."

"Wow, the Puppy School curriculum has changed a lot since we were there: canine history, bone-burying record keeping, farting etiquette. . ."