Puppy Educator Pillows

"Goodness gracious no, I didn't go to a public puppy-school: I went to an elite private puppy-school..."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

Pavlov's Puppy

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

'Hey Winston, this is my dad. He's obsessed with sitting.'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

Dogs Bring Slippers.

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

"Honey! He's breached the recliner! I repeat, the puppy has breached my La-Z-Boy!!"

'I understand you don't have a resume but you do have your pedigree papers?'

'He's a son-of-a-bitch but he's our son-of-a-bitch!'

"He's obedient as long as my requests align with his internal moral imperatives."

'Trouble is, he rubbed my nose in it'

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

'No, I said 'sit'.'

'I don't know what it is, doc. I think I'm having a nervous breakdown.'

'Forget about your pride Son: We're expected to beg...'

Dog next to sign that says, 'Beware of Dog's Feelings'.

"Yes, you're definitely a good boy. Your only fault may be that you care too much."

'You're allowed up on the couch.'

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

"I said SLIPPERS!"

Dog Quiz

'He's not in right now. But I'll tell him you called if you promise to give a little treat.'

'First you fetch their slippers and then you chew them up -- it's called the 'good dog-bad dog' system.'

Puppy puts deodorant on the slippers.