Pet Pedagogue Gifts

Dog Quiz

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

"Depressed? No doubt. Overwhelmed? Obviously. Crazy? I don't think so."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'Hey Winston, this is my dad. He's obsessed with sitting.'

Conversation between Dogs.

Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

Good, but not Great Danes.

Welcome to pet obedience school. We're going to have fun and get these darlings into shape. Obey-Wan-Ken

"So tell me more about the dog sitter."

'How long have you had this obsessive hatred of cats?'

They couldn't put their paw on it, but something about today seemed different...

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

"What's worse, that or this?"

'He knows that when I eat like a hog, it's time for a jog.'

"OK, she's back. Just start slowly, and remember to ask her about herself."

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

"It's mouseborn."

Cruel Pet Tricks

'You're lucky you can't read.'

'Watch this... I have him trained to give me a treat every time I shake his hand.'

'In conclusion, it's more blessed to give than retrieve.'

'I'm trying to make restitution for shredding the sofa.'

"Mrs. Tibbles, the vet will see you now."

Pet Cemetery.

'The news has started a MarmWatch segment as a public service.'

At least your patients can't complain like the medical doctor's do!"