Kitty Educator Gifts

'Son, you're old enough now to know the truth...The red dot...It isn't real.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

'We know you have a cat.'

Hell No Kitty

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

'Yes, you were abandoned. But then I adopted you. Why are you still taking it out on my couch?'

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

Benjamin Franklin

"Have you made any retirement plans?"

Obedience School: When Dogs Earn Their Master's Degree.

"I give all new teachers the same advice. First you have to get the attention of the class. Can you quack like a duck or juggle two books in the air?"

'Today's lesson - how to slam a door.'

Keep students on their toes...

"The big boot Italy ain't gonna kick the small shoe Sicily no more, capiche?"

Cat yoga

'Do you have to explain nutrition with a pie chart?'

"So Dave - did you get lucky? Dave....? Dave...?"

'Sir, one question... When will we know if we've run-out of invisible ink?'

Harper's Cat Speaks: 'To whom it may concern: I will be cutting down on kitty treats.'

"I can't tell whether my cat is happy or sad."

'George, kitty got tired of waiting for us to let her in.'

Discipline at Doggy School

School for the Blind and School for the Inattentive.

"Goodness gracious no, I didn't go to a public puppy-school: I went to an elite private puppy-school..."

'Your son William has a rare form of dyslexia.'

Cat-traction.....!

Treacherous moments in evolution

'I won't be coming in again - my dad's set up a free school in his shed.'

'See, it's very good cat food!'

Cat Philosophers

'He found a lap he likes and don't want to give it up.'

"Would you like finicky or non-finicky?"

The Four Stages of Cruelty - First stage.