Quirky Educator Gifts

"They said he had to post his office hours, but they didn't say where."

Benjamin Franklin

'Today's lesson - how to slam a door.'

"I give all new teachers the same advice. First you have to get the attention of the class. Can you quack like a duck or juggle two books in the air?"

'I won't be coming in again - my dad's set up a free school in his shed.'

'By a show of hands who knows the sound of one hand smelling?'

'Do you have to explain nutrition with a pie chart?'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Keep students on their toes...

How to sit in a box, Lesson 18. Teacher: "Why do I always get the slow class?"

Bus Timetable

'Couldn't you just give out gold stars like the other teachers, Miss Price?'

"The big boot Italy ain't gonna kick the small shoe Sicily no more, capiche?"

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

'Home Schooling'

Scientist has note on chalkboard: E=mc2 + 6% sales tax.

"Today in class we're going to create a physics teacher."

Subatomic particles

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."

"You were sent to the principal again for horsing around? That's so unfair!"

Dog Anatomy from Memory.

"Do you have any bedtime stories that aren't about the former Yugoslavia?"

"Shows you how much I know."

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

When scientists come out of retirement.

'Think Basics.'

'Well, I guess a master's degree is a master's degree, even if it is in skateboarding.'

The institute.

"...then - and here's the funny part - I add the potassium sulfate..."

'I picked up my Latin from watching Roadrunner cartoons.'

Student about substitute teacher that is a sub sandwich: 'We got a good lookin' sub today.'

Lack History Month