Criminal Justice Student Gifts

'Anything you say can and will be held against you!'

The Investigation

The privatization of the penal system

"What do you mean if you testify?!"

Department of Corrections - TIPP-EX Truck outside

'When I pled 'Not Guilty,' I forgot to say 'May I?''

"You're not obliged to say anything, but anything you do say, will be taken down, doctored, and used in evidence against you."

'There you go, bringing up the PAST again!'

'I caught the guy redhanded.'

'I'm thinking of suing the gun makers too. If guns weren't available, I wouldn't have been able to shoot that grocery store owner.'

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

'Who do you think you're kidding? -- Guns don't have power surges!'

Police Statetion

U.S. Prisons.

TOO SLOW

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

"Hey, I just figured out how to sue the school for loss of my prime childbearing years."

When Engineers Crack.

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

Truth

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

Do Guns Kill?

"We make crime pay."

"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."