Criminology Student Gifts

Hate Platforms

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

America, are we learning anything?

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

"Hey, I just figured out how to sue the school for loss of my prime childbearing years."

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

Truth

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

Police Statetion

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

Do Guns Kill?

"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."