Criminology Student Gifts

Campus. I'm failing my criminology class, but you shouldn't have told them "Frank's in trouble with the law." State.

Hate Platforms

America, are we learning anything?

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Hey, I just figured out how to sue the school for loss of my prime childbearing years."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

Truth

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

You don't believe I could be a supreme court justice! You're ruining my self-esteem! F.Y.I? � Whiny tirades don't look good on a supreme court justice's record. Thank you for your candid assessments. I will certainly consider their merits. Fine judicial temperament. And reject them for their shallow insensitivity! Rejection overruled.

Law School teacher.

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

Do Guns Kill?

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

Police Statetion