Criminologists Gifts

Looking for a clever gift for a criminologist? Our collection features products that combine humor, professionalism, and insight, ideal for those passionate about criminal justice and detective work. Whether it's a mug for their morning coffee, a t-shirt showcasing their expertise, or a stylish print to decorate their office, these items celebrate their unique profession with wit and charm.

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CCTV on torture cage.

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'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.' mockup

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

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Guns and Drugs

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Neutralizing the thief

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Hate Platforms

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'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?' mockup

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

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America, are we learning anything? mockup

America, are we learning anything?

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"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?" mockup

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

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'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.' mockup

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

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"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing." mockup

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."

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Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

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"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

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"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery." mockup

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

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Do Guns Kill?

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"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun." mockup

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

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Violent Crime Statistics

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Just our luck...old school crime translation classes!

Just our luck...old school crime translation classes! mockup

Just our luck...old school crime translation classes!

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'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.' mockup

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

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'I haven't spent a day in jail since I got rid of my lawyer and hired a spinmeister.'

'I haven't spent a day in jail since I got rid of my lawyer and hired a spinmeister.' mockup

'I haven't spent a day in jail since I got rid of my lawyer and hired a spinmeister.'

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"This one's called 'Incarceration.'" mockup

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

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Oliver Twist - Oliver Introduced to Fagin

Oliver Twist - Oliver Introduced to Fagin mockup

Oliver Twist - Oliver Introduced to Fagin

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"Cops don't get me. Sure, they got me – but they'll ever get me."

"Cops don't get me. Sure, they got me – but they'll ever get me." mockup

"Cops don't get me. Sure, they got me – but they'll ever get me."

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'See, Jimmy, as the population grows too dense, the rats begin to brutalize each other...'

'See, Jimmy, as the population grows too dense, the rats begin to brutalize each other...' mockup

'See, Jimmy, as the population grows too dense, the rats begin to brutalize each other...'

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The old good-cop, psycho-cop routine. mockup

The old good-cop, psycho-cop routine.

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"A grand jury sitting in Terre Haute, Indiana, today handed up an indictment of society."

"A grand jury sitting in Terre Haute, Indiana, today handed up an indictment of society." mockup

"A grand jury sitting in Terre Haute, Indiana, today handed up an indictment of society."

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"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps." mockup

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

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'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.' mockup

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

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"Undiagnosed serial killer"

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'Apparently my DNA had guilt written all over it.'

'Apparently my DNA had guilt written all over it.' mockup

'Apparently my DNA had guilt written all over it.'

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'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,' mockup

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

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'Where did I bury the loot? -- I thought you buried the loot!'

'Where did I bury the loot? -- I thought you buried the loot!' mockup

'Where did I bury the loot? -- I thought you buried the loot!'

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"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right." mockup

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

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"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent." mockup

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

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Overcrowding's becoming a real problem in our penal system

Overcrowding's becoming a real problem in our penal system mockup

Overcrowding's becoming a real problem in our penal system

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'It wasn't a hate crime, Your Honor — I actually kind of liked the guy.'

'It wasn't a hate crime, Your Honor — I actually kind of liked the guy.' mockup

'It wasn't a hate crime, Your Honor — I actually kind of liked the guy.'

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Criminologists Gifts Collection

Criminologists Mugs

Explore our collection of criminologist mugs—perfect for coffee or tea, and packed with witty insights into the world of crime analysis.

Criminologists Pillows

Bring criminology into their home with comfortable pillows featuring clever designs that celebrate their profession.

Criminologists Prints

Browse our criminologist prints to add personality and wit to their office or living space, celebrating their investigative prowess.

Criminologists T-Shirts

Find the ideal criminologist t-shirt to showcase their detective spirit—fun, stylish, and perfect for everyday wear or casual outings.