Criminal Psychologist Gifts

Searching for a present for a criminal psychologist? Our collection blends wit and insight, perfect for those who analyze minds and solve mysteries. Find mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that honor their exceptional profession and unique perspective on human behavior.

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Serious Freud Squad - "Tell us about your mother."

Serious Freud Squad - "Tell us about your mother." mockup

Serious Freud Squad - "Tell us about your mother."

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'Armed robbery, eh? I'm in for being out of compliance with a Federal guideline

'Armed robbery, eh? I'm in for being out of compliance with a Federal guideline mockup

'Armed robbery, eh? I'm in for being out of compliance with a Federal guideline

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"'Alleged,' please, 'alleged.'"

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'If you give up the right to remain silent, you get to keep all bragging rights.'

'If you give up the right to remain silent, you get to keep all bragging rights.' mockup

'If you give up the right to remain silent, you get to keep all bragging rights.'

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'Your disgusting behaviour has been almost human in nature!'

'Your disgusting behaviour has been almost human in nature!' mockup

'Your disgusting behaviour has been almost human in nature!'

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'Well, now we know -- blaming the victim DOESN'T work.'

'Well, now we know -- blaming the victim DOESN'T work.' mockup

'Well, now we know -- blaming the victim DOESN'T work.'

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"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing." mockup

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."

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Prisoner Crossing

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The last chance

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'I must admit I'm uneasy over the policy of offenders meeting their victims.'

'I must admit I'm uneasy over the policy of offenders meeting their victims.' mockup

'I must admit I'm uneasy over the policy of offenders meeting their victims.'

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"I was almost like Robin Hood. I took from the rich, but then I kept it."

"I was almost like Robin Hood. I took from the rich, but then I kept it." mockup

"I was almost like Robin Hood. I took from the rich, but then I kept it."

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Liar under arrest.

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'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,' mockup

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

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Philosophize

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'I robbed the bank because you can't win if you don't play'

'I robbed the bank because you can't win if you don't play' mockup

'I robbed the bank because you can't win if you don't play'

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Congratulations you are the 10,000. mockup

Congratulations you are the 10,000.

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'See, Jimmy, as the population grows too dense, the rats begin to brutalize each other...'

'See, Jimmy, as the population grows too dense, the rats begin to brutalize each other...' mockup

'See, Jimmy, as the population grows too dense, the rats begin to brutalize each other...'

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In jail dreaming of a key/release mockup

In jail dreaming of a key/release

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'So I robbed a bank! -- what difference will it make a hundred years from now?'

'So I robbed a bank! -- what difference will it make a hundred years from now?' mockup

'So I robbed a bank! -- what difference will it make a hundred years from now?'

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The Boss of the Kleptomania Clinic has turned up for work only to discover his Clinic has been stolen

The Boss of the Kleptomania Clinic has turned up for work only to discover his Clinic has been stolen mockup

The Boss of the Kleptomania Clinic has turned up for work only to discover his Clinic has been stolen

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"Cancel all hunger strikes."

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'Our plea will be innocent by reason of insanity.'

'Our plea will be innocent by reason of insanity.' mockup

'Our plea will be innocent by reason of insanity.'

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'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.' mockup

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

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'Yes, I robbed the bank -- but I had the best of intentions.'

'Yes, I robbed the bank -- but I had the best of intentions.' mockup

'Yes, I robbed the bank -- but I had the best of intentions.'

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'My only witness and alibi for the bank job was the guy I was robbing across in another part of town.'

'My only witness and alibi for the bank job was the guy I was robbing across in another part of town.' mockup

'My only witness and alibi for the bank job was the guy I was robbing across in another part of town.'

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'I wouldn't have gotten caught except for the fact that the police stopped following the law.'

'I wouldn't have gotten caught except for the fact that the police stopped following the law.' mockup

'I wouldn't have gotten caught except for the fact that the police stopped following the law.'

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"Next time you rob a bank, don't stick around to take a bunch of selfies with the money."

"Next time you rob a bank, don't stick around to take a bunch of selfies with the money." mockup

"Next time you rob a bank, don't stick around to take a bunch of selfies with the money."

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"Were the muggers young? Oh yes, all under 70."

"Were the muggers young? Oh yes, all under 70." mockup

"Were the muggers young? Oh yes, all under 70."

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'It's best if you take it one day at a time.'

'It's best if you take it one day at a time.' mockup

'It's best if you take it one day at a time.'

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The Blind Exhibitionist

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"It was my upbringing, I was smacked on my bottom when I was born."

"It was my upbringing, I was smacked on my bottom when I was born." mockup

"It was my upbringing, I was smacked on my bottom when I was born."

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'Impersonating a police officer. What are you in for?'

'Impersonating a police officer. What are you in for?' mockup

'Impersonating a police officer. What are you in for?'

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'Hey buddy, why don't you get a life? Hahaha.'

'Hey buddy, why don't you get a life? Hahaha.' mockup

'Hey buddy, why don't you get a life? Hahaha.'

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Please wait to be seated (by electric chair).

Please wait to be seated (by electric chair). mockup

Please wait to be seated (by electric chair).

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'For crying out loud - it was like the jury had never even heard of necrophilia.'

'For crying out loud - it was like the jury had never even heard of necrophilia.' mockup

'For crying out loud - it was like the jury had never even heard of necrophilia.'

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Criminal Psychologist Gifts Collection

Criminal Psychologist Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs for criminal psychologists—witty, clever, and perfect for brightening their day with a scientific twist.

Criminal Psychologist Pillows

Discover pillows that add humor and character to any space, specially curated for criminal psychologists with a sense of style and wit.

Criminal Psychologist Prints

Browse our prints section for stunning pieces that showcase the art and intrigue of criminal psychology—ideal for office or home decor.

Criminal Psychologist T-Shirts

Find stylish t-shirts that celebrate the specialized world of criminal psychology—fun, professional, and uniquely designed for their personality.