Criminal Psychology Gifts

Serious Freud Squad - "Tell us about your mother."

State Prison - 'Don't give up on me Betty, they won't catch me next time.'

"Farewell - I don't have to stay here anymore - I'm rehabilitated."

"Jeff! Have you been sleepwalking again?!"

"Cops don't get me. Sure, they got me – but they'll ever get me."

Hate Platforms

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

America, are we learning anything?

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

When Engineers Crack.

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

"Where were you between 4 and 6?"

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

Do Guns Kill?

Police Statetion

"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

Violent Crime Statistics

"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"