Criminologist Gifts

Restorative Justice Victim's Revenge.

"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

"And finally, would you say your fear of crime has increased?"

"Don't worry, this is our star witness..."

New research on streetcrime

Knife Crime Data Collection - 'How many people have you stabbed this week?'

'You spend all your time indoors trolling people. In my day we went out doors and mugged someone.'

See no evidence, hear no evidence, speak no evidence.

"If the crime rate goes up, we'll know it wasn't you."

"From now on, maybe we should let somebody ELSE'S conscience be our guide."

'Never mind the root causes!'

'I've been a criminal all my life, and I've never been aided or abetted!'

Two men in jail: One wearing shirt with 'Guilty', the other with 'Guilty by Association'.

'I'm part of the drug culture. All I ask is that you respect cultural diversity.'

Crime rates drop 40% after prison uniforms are changed to neon pink floral patterns.

l"One solution would be to legalise crime!"

Fingerprint Show

"So long, Tortellini, it's an offer you can't defuse."

'They found your gene for anti-social behavior, but they're still looking for the one for robbing liquor stores.'

Change of crime for a bored criminal

'After all this time we've finally apprehended the suspect, sir!'

The last chance

Oliver Twist - Oliver Introduced to Fagin

'Newgate - Exercise Yard'

Sherlock Holmes finds the solution.

'Why do I always play the same role when we play 'good cup, bad cup'?'

Sodom, Gomorrah and Urban America (sign)

Violent Crime Statistics

"I wish to report an attempted murder please."

"… which of course begs the question can any punishment really ever fit any crime?"

"With the right training an enterprising young man like yourself could do well in white-collar crime."

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

'Yup, one of the many disadvantages of living in a land locked city.'

'Frankly, it's not the bada-bing that worries me - it's the bada-boom.'

"I don't get it. How did you know I was going to mug you?"