Criminologist Gifts

Restorative Justice Victim's Revenge.

"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

"And finally, would you say your fear of crime has increased?"

"Don't worry, this is our star witness..."

Knife Crime Data Collection - 'How many people have you stabbed this week?'

New research on streetcrime

'You spend all your time indoors trolling people. In my day we went out doors and mugged someone.'

See no evidence, hear no evidence, speak no evidence.

"If the crime rate goes up, we'll know it wasn't you."

"From now on, maybe we should let somebody ELSE'S conscience be our guide."

'I'm part of the drug culture. All I ask is that you respect cultural diversity.'

Two men in jail: One wearing shirt with 'Guilty', the other with 'Guilty by Association'.

'Never mind the root causes!'

'I've been a criminal all my life, and I've never been aided or abetted!'

Crime rates drop 40% after prison uniforms are changed to neon pink floral patterns.

"With the right training an enterprising young man like yourself could do well in white-collar crime."

"… which of course begs the question can any punishment really ever fit any crime?"

'Newgate - Exercise Yard'

Oliver Twist - Oliver Introduced to Fagin

The last chance

'After all this time we've finally apprehended the suspect, sir!'

l"One solution would be to legalise crime!"

Fingerprint Show

"So long, Tortellini, it's an offer you can't defuse."

Sodom, Gomorrah and Urban America (sign)

Sherlock Holmes finds the solution.

'Yup, one of the many disadvantages of living in a land locked city.'

Change of crime for a bored criminal

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

Violent Crime Statistics

'They found your gene for anti-social behavior, but they're still looking for the one for robbing liquor stores.'

"I wish to report an attempted murder please."

Double Robbed

"I spy with my little eye something black and dark."

"Pop-up prison."