Criminal Investigator Gifts

'Personally, I think a question like that says a lot more about YOU than it does about me.'

Finally, Dr. Death cracked and agreed to write out a full confession. Unfortunately, no one could read his writing, so they had to let him go.

"Yes, that's him there. The fellow making the finger-across-the-throat gesture."

Arrested outside the grisly scene, Ms. Goody Two-Shoes uttered, "I'll be out in no time. I got no priors."

'He's working undercover to find out 'what up' with youth gangs.'

'I've been a criminal all my life, and I've never been aided or abetted!'

'If you don't talk to me, Murdock, we'll turn you over to the social workers!'

"After you confess, can you fill out this survey to help us improve our interrogation methods?"

"Damn. No hat."

Richard gets the third degree.

"Earlier we reported police busting a counterfeit ring. We're now learning it may not be a real counterfeit ring."

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

"He obviously doesn't realise this drug is a placebo." "She obviously doesn't realise this money is a placebo."

'Police? I'm being stalked.'

'Most people are worried about this - According to a Gallup pole.'

"Hundreds of looted Christmas gifts. . . A missing reindeer. . . does that ring a bell, Mr. Rudolph?"

"He'll crack. We're using the good cop, ambiguous cop, perplexed coop, detached cop, forgetful cop, bad cop scenario."

'Can you decribe the man that hit you?'

'Ah, the old good cop, bad cop routine, eh!'

"I gotta hand it to you folks... You sure know all the right questions to ask!"

'At this stage I can confirm that at least one person is helping police with their enquiries.'

'God, how I hate bent coppers.'

"He's just trying to make us look foolish."

"No, I can't give you a description, but I'd recognise the lanky, buck-toothed, four-eyed, bald headed b*****d anywhere!"

Wanted for suspicious activity.

'She kept asking me to say what was on my mind so I did. She told her analyst and then the FBI.'

Italy fighting back against the mafia

Discovery of Crime Waves.

'Apparently, your attorney knew more than you do. The Lombino family had him shot this morning.'

"These are unusual. I asked you to round up the usual suspects."

'You'll have to start your rounds earlier. Another stickup man got all our money an hour ago.'

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

"You're under arrest for an attempted murder."

'Hold it, Charlie - I think he's ready to cooperate now.'

'His names escapes me but I've got his number.'