Crime Investigations Gifts

Well, you're busted! Forensics just came back: the bite-marks match your dental records!

"Judging from the position of the body and the blunt trauma evidenced there on the head and neck, it's clear that the weight of all those back issues of the New Yorker came crashing down..."

Yeah, I do have a suspect.

'I can't believe it! -- My own personal computer turned state's evidence!'

News of the World: Final edition

Dragon Victim

"Armed robbery, assault and battery, attempted murder and money laundering... but enough about me, we're here to interview you!"

The Anti-Agent

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

Anderson Cooper as a Kid. Today, an expose that asks the question: Who IS Simon, and why must we do what he says?

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

"True crime meets reality TV"

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

'Then my brother said he'd like to bury the hatchet...'

Journalism student ponders which course he wants to major in.

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...'

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

'Yes, folks, the victim was a bolt. Now, I'm afraid, he's a deadbolt.'

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'