Criminal Investigators Gifts

'Looks like the latest crime figures have been stolen.'

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

'You were right inspector: The killer seems to have come back to the scene of the crime!'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

"True crime meets reality TV"

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

'Then my brother said he'd like to bury the hatchet...'

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

"Absolutely, Senator, in my mind it was always my country first, and obscene profits second."