Criminal Investigators Prints

'Looks like the latest crime figures have been stolen.'

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

'You were right inspector: The killer seems to have come back to the scene of the crime!'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

"True crime meets reality TV"

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

Anderson Cooper as a Kid. Today, an expose that asks the question: Who IS Simon, and why must we do what he says?

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

'Then my brother said he'd like to bury the hatchet...'

'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...'