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'Personally, I think a question like that says a lot more about YOU than it does about me.'

Finally, Dr. Death cracked and agreed to write out a full confession. Unfortunately, no one could read his writing, so they had to let him go.

"Yes, that's him there. The fellow making the finger-across-the-throat gesture."

Arrested outside the grisly scene, Ms. Goody Two-Shoes uttered, "I'll be out in no time. I got no priors."

'He's working undercover to find out 'what up' with youth gangs.'

'If you don't talk to me, Murdock, we'll turn you over to the social workers!'

"After you confess, can you fill out this survey to help us improve our interrogation methods?"

'I've been a criminal all my life, and I've never been aided or abetted!'

'Police? I'm being stalked.'

'Ah, the old good cop, bad cop routine, eh!'

"Hundreds of looted Christmas gifts. . . A missing reindeer. . . does that ring a bell, Mr. Rudolph?"

Richard gets the third degree.

"Earlier we reported police busting a counterfeit ring. We're now learning it may not be a real counterfeit ring."

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

"He obviously doesn't realise this drug is a placebo." "She obviously doesn't realise this money is a placebo."

'Most people are worried about this - According to a Gallup pole.'

"He'll crack. We're using the good cop, ambiguous cop, perplexed coop, detached cop, forgetful cop, bad cop scenario."

'Can you decribe the man that hit you?'

"Damn. No hat."

"I gotta hand it to you folks... You sure know all the right questions to ask!"

'God, how I hate bent coppers.'

I rarely tell the truth and when I do, it's only to myself.

"Yours is the worst case of identity theft I've investigated."

"We'll have to leg you go, Rocco. There's just no room for strong-arm stuff in cybercrime."

'It wasn't me - but I'm sure whoever did it had a good reason. Looks, charm and 10 aliases only get you so far.'

'At this stage I can confirm that at least one person is helping police with their enquiries.'

"He's just trying to make us look foolish."

"These are unusual. I asked you to round up the usual suspects."

Cleveland Kidnapping: The Police in Cleveland miss what's right under their nose.

"No, I can't give you a description, but I'd recognise the lanky, buck-toothed, four-eyed, bald headed b*****d anywhere!"

'Apparently, your attorney knew more than you do. The Lombino family had him shot this morning.'

Discovery of Crime Waves.

Wanted for suspicious activity.

'She kept asking me to say what was on my mind so I did. She told her analyst and then the FBI.'

Italy fighting back against the mafia