Crime Thinker Gifts

Philosophize

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

Violent Crime Statistics

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

Undercover Biophysicists

"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"

Ignorance of the Law

Gangster's To-Do List

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

Medellin erases the image of Escobar

Exposed and imprisoned.

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

"You can lie to the prosecutor but don't ever lie to your co-conspirators."

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."