Crime Thinker T-Shirts

Find a t-shirt that suits the inventive crime thinker’s sharp mind. Featuring clever, mystery-inspired designs, these shirts are great for those who love puzzles, crime stories, and smart humor.

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Philosophize

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'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?' mockup

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

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Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA. mockup

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

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'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.' mockup

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

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'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.' mockup

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

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"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!" mockup

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

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"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'." mockup

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

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OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy! mockup

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

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"Don't editorialize."

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"Number 2. Step forward please."

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"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun." mockup

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

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Violent Crime Statistics

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'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.' mockup

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

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'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.' mockup

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

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'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...' mockup

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

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'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!' mockup

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

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'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.' mockup

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

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"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps." mockup

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

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"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief." mockup

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

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'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?' mockup

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

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'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.' mockup

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

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"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III." mockup

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

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Undercover Biophysicists

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Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning." mockup

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

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"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!" mockup

"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"

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Ignorance of the Law

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Gangster's To-Do List

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A convict escaping during the press scrum

A convict escaping during the press scrum mockup

A convict escaping during the press scrum

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Medellin erases the image of Escobar mockup

Medellin erases the image of Escobar

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Exposed and imprisoned.

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Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry. mockup

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

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Financial Corruption

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"You can lie to the prosecutor but don't ever lie to your co-conspirators."

"You can lie to the prosecutor but don't ever lie to your co-conspirators." mockup

"You can lie to the prosecutor but don't ever lie to your co-conspirators."

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'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.' mockup

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

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"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast." mockup

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

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Crime Thinker T-Shirts Collection

Crime Thinker Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the creative crime thinker. Perfect for fueling their curiosity and solving mysteries one sip at a time.

Crime Thinker Pillows

Add personality to their space with pillows featuring mystery-inspired designs. Ideal for the curious crime thinker’s lounging area.

Crime Thinker Prints

Find the perfect print that echoes the creative crime thinker’s love for puzzles and mysteries. Smart art for their personal space.