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'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

UK border controls relaxed.

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

Privacy Conference Security

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

The evidence destroyed

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

"I'm not leading the witness; I'm winding up my segment on heinous crimes!"

'During the break, my client stole my wallet.'

Mobsters at the Beach

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

'It was more than my finest hour, Paltrow. It was my finest billable hour.'

"It's a forgery―and a recent one, too."

Meet John Henderson. - The only journalist NOT to have interviewed serial killers in prison...

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

Phone Hacking Explained - 50 p.