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'Sure, I've done some things I'm not proud of.'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

The Philip Marlow family

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

Ignorance of the Law

Gangster's To-Do List

'Make it look like an accident.'

Financial Corruption

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

The Clown Hit

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

A convict escaping during the press scrum

Medellin erases the image of Escobar

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

Bank Robbery Statistics

Exposed and imprisoned.