Crime Commentators T-Shirts

Discover our clever t-shirts designed for crime commentators. These fun, engaging shirts are ideal for those who love storytelling, analysis, and a good dose of humor in their passion for crime stories.

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"The business of crime DOES pay. It pays our salaries!"

"The business of crime DOES pay. It pays our salaries!" mockup

"The business of crime DOES pay. It pays our salaries!"

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'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.' mockup

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

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'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.' mockup

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

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'Why is it always about me?'

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"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless." mockup

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

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Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning." mockup

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

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'So far we don't have any suspects.' mockup

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

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Medellin erases the image of Escobar mockup

Medellin erases the image of Escobar

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Financial Corruption

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"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person." mockup

"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

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See no evidence, hear no evidence, speak no evidence.

See no evidence, hear no evidence, speak no evidence. mockup

See no evidence, hear no evidence, speak no evidence.

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'It's had the best reviews I've ever written.'

'It's had the best reviews I've ever written.' mockup

'It's had the best reviews I've ever written.'

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Don't worry, we're anti gun control. mockup

Don't worry, we're anti gun control.

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"Police dramas just aren't what they used to be."

"Police dramas just aren't what they used to be." mockup

"Police dramas just aren't what they used to be."

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Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

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"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him." mockup

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

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'It wasn't so much armed robbery as my client converting the owner's assets from sole proprietorship to a mutual fund.'

'It wasn't so much armed robbery as my client converting the owner's assets from sole proprietorship to a mutual fund.' mockup

'It wasn't so much armed robbery as my client converting the owner's assets from sole proprietorship to a mutual fund.'

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"Ah ha! Organised criminals..."

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"9-1-1, I'd like to report a great idea for a podcast."

"9-1-1, I'd like to report a great idea for a podcast." mockup

"9-1-1, I'd like to report a great idea for a podcast."

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"I have gathered you all here tonight to finally reveal which one of you killed Professor Sturm!"

"I have gathered you all here tonight to finally reveal which one of you killed Professor Sturm!" mockup

"I have gathered you all here tonight to finally reveal which one of you killed Professor Sturm!"

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A holster of heavies

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Murder/Mystery

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Shakespeare in the park Mickey Spillane in the alley.

Shakespeare in the park Mickey Spillane in the alley. mockup

Shakespeare in the park Mickey Spillane in the alley.

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"Thou shalt not kill. It's a sin. But people still commit murders, I'm happy to say. And the state kills the murderers...I'm twice as happy to say."

"Thou shalt not kill. It's a sin. But people still commit murders, I'm happy to say. And the state kills the murderers...I'm twice as happy to say." mockup

"Thou shalt not kill. It's a sin. But people still commit murders, I'm happy to say. And the state kills the murderers...I'm twice as happy to say."

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"Dang...this guy isn't a spree killer or a religiously motivated terrorist! He's just a normal criminal. Switch off the camera."

"Dang...this guy isn't a spree killer or a religiously motivated terrorist! He's just a normal criminal. Switch off the camera." mockup

"Dang...this guy isn't a spree killer or a religiously motivated terrorist! He's just a normal criminal. Switch off the camera."

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Dashiell Hammett

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"I have a rich and generous son who wants to contribute to the heavenly fund."

"I have a rich and generous son who wants to contribute to the heavenly fund." mockup

"I have a rich and generous son who wants to contribute to the heavenly fund."

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'What is WRONG with you?!!'

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"Although my client was well aware of the falling crime rate, Your Honor, he chose not to be trendy."

"Although my client was well aware of the falling crime rate, Your Honor, he chose not to be trendy." mockup

"Although my client was well aware of the falling crime rate, Your Honor, he chose not to be trendy."

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Any shohplifters with a social conscience avoids small businesses.

Any shohplifters with a social conscience avoids small businesses. mockup

Any shohplifters with a social conscience avoids small businesses.

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In Agatha Christie's bathroom.

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"It's not a spike in crime, it's a spike in REPORTING crime that was there all along. So... that's better, right?"

"It's not a spike in crime, it's a spike in REPORTING crime that was there all along. So... that's better, right?" mockup

"It's not a spike in crime, it's a spike in REPORTING crime that was there all along. So... that's better, right?"

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"They all lead back to this ball of yarn."

"They all lead back to this ball of yarn." mockup

"They all lead back to this ball of yarn."

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Crime Commentators T-Shirts Collection

Crime Commentators Mugs

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Crime Commentators Pillows

Browse our cozy, humorous pillows ideal for crime fans. Add a touch of personality to their home or office with designs that showcase their passion.

Crime Commentators Prints

Explore our captivating prints for crime enthusiasts. These stylish artworks bring a touch of mystery and wit to any room, celebrating their love for crime stories.