Crime Thinkers Pillows

'Sure, I've done some things I'm not proud of.'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

The Philip Marlow family

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

'I don't care how you do it...just make it look like an accident.'

"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

I always forget - Are we supposed to tip?

'If anybody here knows why these two should not be wed...'

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

'Make it look like an accident.'

Ignorance of the Law

Gangster's To-Do List

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

The Clown Hit

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

Exposed and imprisoned.

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

Bank Robbery Statistics

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'