Crime And Punishment Theorist T-Shirts

Please wait to be seated (by electric chair).

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Extreme Sisyphus

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

"Maybe school's a good thing... I mean...where else do hundreds of people with similar backgrounds come together under one roof...all following a daily routine...with guidance and supervision to better themselves and society? Ya know...besides prison?"

'The prisons are full, so I'm sentencing you to marry Rosie O'Donnell.'

We are faced with a dilemma about why American social fabric is unravelling with such bewildering violence...fry a few people to make ourselves feel better about it!

Shoplifter behind a barcode.

'Your honor, before we get into the issue of black and white, I'd like permission to slip into my grey suit.'

Capital punishment right or wrong? For men or women?

"How do you feel about plea bargaining?"

I Do Not have OCD

'You must have doubts because even I don't know if my client is innocent or guilty.'

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

Om, I will kill him, ooommm. Om, I will kill him, ooommm... Jack would later be charged with premeditated murder

'If it's any consolation, us getting sent to the Principal's office is now trending on Twitter.'

"I interpret the death penalty according to the times."

Trump in a prison cell.

"I got a no TV for a week in math, a no dessert for a month in history, and a just wait 'til your father gets home in social studies."

'Dungeons aren't SUPPOSED to be user-friendly!'

"For parking in a handicap space, I sentence you to 30 days in a wheelchair!'

'I like it, but I feel dungeons are a more enlightened way to go.'

'The warden said, no...you may not call in an interior decorator.'

"Whenever I watch the Nature Channel I get survivor's guilt."

"That's really bad for your posture, you know?"

'I didn't get a fair trial, my judge owned the house I burgled.'

"This is the part of the job I hate."

"Hey, punishing ME won't bring him back!"