Crime And Punishment T-Shirts

"Hey, punishing ME won't bring him back!"

We are faced with a dilemma about why American social fabric is unravelling with such bewildering violence...fry a few people to make ourselves feel better about it!

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

When Engineers Crack.

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

"Where were you between 4 and 6?"

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

Police Statetion

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

The Devil's in the detail!

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

Violent Crime Statistics

"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."

Before the riots/after the riots

'During the break, my client stole my wallet.'

'The Grand Jury doesn't understand me...'

American blood

Mou...Man trap!

"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."

"I'm not leading the witness; I'm winding up my segment on heinous crimes!"

Just our luck...old school crime translation classes!

The evidence destroyed

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

Mobsters at the Beach

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."