Criminal Law Professor Gifts

Searching for a unique gift for a criminal law professor? Browse our range of playful mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and art prints that combine legal expertise with lighthearted humor. Perfect for their office or home, these products make a charming and amusing statement about their passion for criminal law.

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Mafia's car

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The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution mockup

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

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'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.' mockup

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

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'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.' mockup

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

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"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement." mockup

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

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'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!' mockup

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

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"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to." mockup

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

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'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.' mockup

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

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"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing." mockup

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."

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"The Supreme Court says a corporation is a 'person?' Well, have you ever tried to take a corporation out for a nice, friendly beer?"

"The Supreme Court says a corporation is a 'person?' Well, have you ever tried to take a corporation out for a nice, friendly beer?" mockup

"The Supreme Court says a corporation is a 'person?' Well, have you ever tried to take a corporation out for a nice, friendly beer?"

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First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal. mockup

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

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"Where were you between 4 and 6?" mockup

"Where were you between 4 and 6?"

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Truth

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'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.' mockup

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

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'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'

'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.' mockup

'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'

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Do Guns Kill?

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"We make crime pay."

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"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun." mockup

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

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'I'd like to go back to law school and pay attention this time.'

'I'd like to go back to law school and pay attention this time.' mockup

'I'd like to go back to law school and pay attention this time.'

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"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing." mockup

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

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Intellectual Property

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Old West Bounty Hunter.

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'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.' mockup

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

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Statue of Security

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'Don't worry boss, it's probably archaic!'

'Don't worry boss, it's probably archaic!' mockup

'Don't worry boss, it's probably archaic!'

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'I haven't spent a day in jail since I got rid of my lawyer and hired a spinmeister.'

'I haven't spent a day in jail since I got rid of my lawyer and hired a spinmeister.' mockup

'I haven't spent a day in jail since I got rid of my lawyer and hired a spinmeister.'

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Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

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Lady Justice.

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'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.' mockup

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

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"We're in luck, not a word about retrospectivity."

"We're in luck, not a word about retrospectivity." mockup

"We're in luck, not a word about retrospectivity."

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'That will be 100 hours of community service in some other community.'

'That will be 100 hours of community service in some other community.' mockup

'That will be 100 hours of community service in some other community.'

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Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments. mockup

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

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'In this next precedent, an attorney lost his frivolous lawsuit complaint and his opponent then filed a frivolous 'frivolous lawsuit' lawsuit.'

'In this next precedent, an attorney lost his frivolous lawsuit complaint and his opponent then filed a frivolous 'frivolous lawsuit' lawsuit.' mockup

'In this next precedent, an attorney lost his frivolous lawsuit complaint and his opponent then filed a frivolous 'frivolous lawsuit' lawsuit.'

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Criminal Law Professor Gifts Collection

Criminal Law Professor Mugs

Explore our collection of funny and thoughtful mugs perfect for criminal law professors—discover the ideal cup to brighten their day.

Criminal Law Professor Pillows

Add some humor to their space with our criminal law-themed pillows, combining comfort with clever legal cartoons.

Criminal Law Professor Prints

Decorate their office with our witty prints, featuring clever legal cartoons that celebrate criminal law in style.

Criminal Law Professor T-Shirts

Find the perfect t-shirt for your criminal law professor—wear their legal pride with humor and style on our exclusive range.