Criminal Law Professor T-Shirts

Mafia's car

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."

"The Supreme Court says a corporation is a 'person?' Well, have you ever tried to take a corporation out for a nice, friendly beer?"

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

"Where were you between 4 and 6?"

Truth

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'

Do Guns Kill?

"We make crime pay."

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

'I'd like to go back to law school and pay attention this time.'

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

Intellectual Property

Old West Bounty Hunter.

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

Statue of Security

'Don't worry boss, it's probably archaic!'

'I haven't spent a day in jail since I got rid of my lawyer and hired a spinmeister.'

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

Lady Justice.

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

"We're in luck, not a word about retrospectivity."

'That will be 100 hours of community service in some other community.'

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

'In this next precedent, an attorney lost his frivolous lawsuit complaint and his opponent then filed a frivolous 'frivolous lawsuit' lawsuit.'