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Lady to other: 'I teach culinary law. I specialize in torts.'

'I'd like to go back to law school and pay attention this time.'

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

Lady Justice eats birthday cake

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

"Professor, I know. Legal judgments made between the months of June and September are summery judgments."

Intellectual Property

'Hello, Professor. When do we learn billing?'

'Supreme Court Reverses States Gun Bans.'

Welcome to the Americasn legal system (designed especially with you in mind).

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

Laws of Chicago - Illegal Objects Inserted in Parking Meters.

'Don't mess with me,Richards. Even my lawyers have lawyers.'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

'You plead not guilty, eh? -- Alberto Gonzales warned me about people like you!'

"I'm sorry, Master, but all my offers to grant your wishes are invalid under the laws of your state."

"I won that at law school for the quarter-mile ambulance chase."

Plea Bargain Deals of the Rich and Famous

Supreme Court Rules Suspension of Parliament Illegal

"What happened..? 4th of July fireworks..?"

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten! (Published previously September 25, 2006.)

Antonin Scalia

"But, Senator, all the cool kids were doing it."

How a Law is Made: Trump Edition

Five Men Have the Right to Choose

Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.

"Poppa, can you read me the Riot Act again?"

Bonfire EU law

I protest the fact that the district attorney is speaking in a foreign language I can't understand, your honor. A foreign language? Legalese.

Law 101. What can you expect from a hostile witness. Testy-mony.

'In this next precedent, an attorney lost his frivolous lawsuit complaint and his opponent then filed a frivolous 'frivolous lawsuit' lawsuit.'

The War Lord at the Front. A morning Tub on the Imperial Campaigning Car.

'I don't deliberately try to one-up you. It's just that before I retired I was a professor of constitutional law.'