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Law school acronym test.

Lady to other: 'I teach culinary law. I specialize in torts.'

'I'd like to go back to law school and pay attention this time.'

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

Lady Justice eats birthday cake

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

"Professor, I know. Legal judgments made between the months of June and September are summery judgments."

Intellectual Property

'Hello, Professor. When do we learn billing?'

'Supreme Court Reverses States Gun Bans.'

Welcome to the Americasn legal system (designed especially with you in mind).

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

Laws of Chicago - Illegal Objects Inserted in Parking Meters.

'Don't mess with me,Richards. Even my lawyers have lawyers.'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

'You plead not guilty, eh? -- Alberto Gonzales warned me about people like you!'

"I'm sorry, Master, but all my offers to grant your wishes are invalid under the laws of your state."

"I won that at law school for the quarter-mile ambulance chase."

Plea Bargain Deals of the Rich and Famous

Supreme Court Rules Suspension of Parliament Illegal

"What happened..? 4th of July fireworks..?"

Antonin Scalia

"But, Senator, all the cool kids were doing it."

"Poppa, can you read me the Riot Act again?"

Bonfire EU law

'In this next precedent, an attorney lost his frivolous lawsuit complaint and his opponent then filed a frivolous 'frivolous lawsuit' lawsuit.'

The War Lord at the Front. A morning Tub on the Imperial Campaigning Car.

'I don't deliberately try to one-up you. It's just that before I retired I was a professor of constitutional law.'

Holder Ooopsie

Efrain Rios Montt sentence overthrown.

'There must be some confusion-I asked for a 'fingerprints' expert.'

Slow Justice

'I hope you don't mind. To save time and money, we've sworn in the firing squad as the jury.'

"The Supreme Court says a corporation is a 'person?' Well, have you ever tried to take a corporation out for a nice, friendly beer?"