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"If we had a Bill of Rights that got wronged, would it be right for a judge to right that wrong?

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"You're fired."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"It is we."

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

"The Supreme Court says a corporation is a 'person?' Well, have you ever tried to take a corporation out for a nice, friendly beer?"

Truth

Two Ways out of Iraq.

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

"What Genocide? What Armenians?"

'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

"We make crime pay."

"Oh my God, they're gassing refugees. Look at this family!"

'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.'

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

Do Guns Kill?

Joe Biden

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.

"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two."

'I'd like to go back to law school and pay attention this time.'

Intellectual Property

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"

Mitt Romney: Double Guantánamo

Lady Justice.