Constitutional Lawyer T-Shirts

'I don't know about you guys, but my mail has been running two to one against the constitution.'

"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two."

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

Antonin Scalia

Republicans & Constitution

Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.

"You're fired."

Trump shredding the constitution

Robots' Bill of Rights Forum. Number one, of course, should be freedom of assembly.

NRA Cathedral

'Our WIVES don't have to know about the First Amendment, do they?'

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

Archival Warfare

Gun laws US

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

Shouting Fire in a Crowded Theater

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

American blood

"The enemy of the people!"

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

'All I Want For Christmas Is... my Bill of Rights!'

Flushing Democracy

Flag Kryptonite

American Roulette

"Can't we put in something about rich white guys don't have to pay taxes?"

Obama's New Police State

US Gun Control Debates.

'CIA Surveillance of my senate committee violates the fourth amendment...'

Supreme Liberty Court

Abortion Rights Are Doomed Now and It's Largely the Democrats' Fault

Just What the Founders Had in Mind

"Now that it's easier to get a gun than an abortion, I should buy an M16 and perform six very late-term abortions."

Clarence Thomas

"The Second Amendment makes no mention of guns, Your Honor – my client steadfastly maintains his constitutional right to bear Arms."