Constitutional Lawyer Pillows

Add a touch of legal humor to their space with pillows featuring witty constitutional law quotes. Perfect for lounging or decorating their office or home.

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'I don't know about you guys, but my mail has been running two to one against the constitution.'

'I don't know about you guys, but my mail has been running two to one against the constitution.' mockup

'I don't know about you guys, but my mail has been running two to one against the constitution.'

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"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two."

"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two." mockup

"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two."

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"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing." mockup

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

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Antonin Scalia

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Republicans & Constitution

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"You're fired."

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Trump shredding the constitution

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NRA Cathedral

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'Our WIVES don't have to know about the First Amendment, do they?'

'Our WIVES don't have to know about the First Amendment, do they?' mockup

'Our WIVES don't have to know about the First Amendment, do they?'

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"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!" mockup

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

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"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor." mockup

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

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Gun laws US

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"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people." mockup

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

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"The enemy of the people!"

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American blood

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"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here." mockup

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

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Flushing Democracy

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'All I Want For Christmas Is... my Bill of Rights!'

'All I Want For Christmas Is... my Bill of Rights!' mockup

'All I Want For Christmas Is... my Bill of Rights!'

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American Roulette

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"Can't we put in something about rich white guys don't have to pay taxes?"

"Can't we put in something about rich white guys don't have to pay taxes?" mockup

"Can't we put in something about rich white guys don't have to pay taxes?"

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US Gun Control Debates.

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"Your illegal pursuit of happiness has resulted in a sentence of life without liberty!"

"Your illegal pursuit of happiness has resulted in a sentence of life without liberty!" mockup

"Your illegal pursuit of happiness has resulted in a sentence of life without liberty!"

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"The Second Amendment makes no mention of guns, Your Honor – my client steadfastly maintains his constitutional right to bear Arms."

"The Second Amendment makes no mention of guns, Your Honor – my client steadfastly maintains his constitutional right to bear Arms." mockup

"The Second Amendment makes no mention of guns, Your Honor – my client steadfastly maintains his constitutional right to bear Arms."

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"Now that it's easier to get a gun than an abortion, I should buy an M16 and perform six very late-term abortions."

"Now that it's easier to get a gun than an abortion, I should buy an M16 and perform six very late-term abortions." mockup

"Now that it's easier to get a gun than an abortion, I should buy an M16 and perform six very late-term abortions."

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Supreme Liberty Court

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Clarence Thomas

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'CIA Surveillance of my senate committee violates the fourth amendment...'

'CIA Surveillance of my senate committee violates the fourth amendment...' mockup

'CIA Surveillance of my senate committee violates the fourth amendment...'

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"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

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