Constitutional Law Buff Pillows

Trump above the Law!!

"You're fired."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

Archival Warfare

Sue the Author 3PM

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

Constitutional Convention. We're behind schedule, everybody wanted to make a speech about the first amendment. For the second amendment, let's stick to bullet points. (Published previously on May 19, 2010).

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

Shouting Fire in a Crowded Theater

"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two."

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

American blood

"Permission To Treat Prosecutor as Hostile, Your Honor?"

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

"He belongs to a lawyer."

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

"My MP ensured that there are laws which allow me to evade taxes legally. We both end up winning!"

"I was forced into early retirement. Is that even legal?"

'All I Want For Christmas Is... my Bill of Rights!'

Antonin Scalia

'This is just a routine check, sir - who did you vote for in the last election?'

"I think it's a subpoena!"

Attorney At Law: Today's special - Bankruptcy and Divorce. Two for the price of one.

''Congress shall make no law'... now, I wonder what they meant by that...?'

"I like that part about freedom of speech, but what about stupid people?"

Ignorance of the Law