Constitutional Law Buff Pillows

Trump above the Law!!

"You're fired."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

Sue the Author 3PM

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two."

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

American blood

"Permission To Treat Prosecutor as Hostile, Your Honor?"

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

"He belongs to a lawyer."

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

"I think it's a subpoena!"

"My MP ensured that there are laws which allow me to evade taxes legally. We both end up winning!"

Antonin Scalia

'All I Want For Christmas Is... my Bill of Rights!'

'This is just a routine check, sir - who did you vote for in the last election?'

"I was forced into early retirement. Is that even legal?"

Attorney At Law: Today's special - Bankruptcy and Divorce. Two for the price of one.

''Congress shall make no law'... now, I wonder what they meant by that...?'

Ignorance of the Law