Constitutional Law Professor Pillows

"If we had a Bill of Rights that got wronged, would it be right for a judge to right that wrong?

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"You're fired."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

"It is we."

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

"The Supreme Court says a corporation is a 'person?' Well, have you ever tried to take a corporation out for a nice, friendly beer?"

Truth

Two Ways out of Iraq.

"What Genocide? What Armenians?"

"Oh my God, they're gassing refugees. Look at this family!"

'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.'

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

"We make crime pay."

Do Guns Kill?

'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

Joe Biden

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two."

'I'd like to go back to law school and pay attention this time.'

Intellectual Property

"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

2020 Republican Party National Convention

We have a dream....