Constitutional Expert Pillows

Founding Fathers

'Look it's in the constitution!!'

"You're fired."

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Archival Warfare

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two."

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

American blood

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

Flag Kryptonite

'All I Want For Christmas Is... my Bill of Rights!'

Antonin Scalia

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

'Look...a fresh one!'

"Can't we put in something about rich white guys don't have to pay taxes?"

Abortion Rights Are Doomed Now and It's Largely the Democrats' Fault

'CIA Surveillance of my senate committee violates the fourth amendment...'

US Gun Control Debates.

"Or perhaps we could just have them wear these 'M-for-Muslim' patches...."

Just What the Founders Had in Mind

"The Second Amendment makes no mention of guns, Your Honor – my client steadfastly maintains his constitutional right to bear Arms."

"My conclusion that he lied was based on his body language, his polygraph results, and the complete implausibility of his story."

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

'Come on! A computer can't plead the fifth.'

"And don't forget 'the right to shoot your damn fool mouth off'."

Of Congress can't come to an agreement on a spending plan...

Trump and the American Constitution

"Of course my main concern is how the situation in Eastern Europe will affect the pennant race."

Equal Time for All Christians

Shooting in US schools

"I can't decide whether to specialize in criminal law or legal punditry."

Uncle Sam dumping the U.S Constitution over a cliff

United States Constitution.