Legislation Expert Pillows

"Now congress is contemplating tort reform. I'm going to file a lawsuit to stop any legislation they pass!"

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

"With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed."

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

Violent Crime Statistics

"My farewell gift!"

"I propose legislation to simplify Brexit - the Americans are having a hard time following it."

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

Lady Justice.

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

Worthless B*****ds

'A more conservative version of the gun bill would also require a background check for all voters.'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Baby's first words.

'I know we can't repeal the laws of nature, but I don't see why we can't amend them a little.'

"To be honest, I'm not sure if you marking your territory is legally binding in a boundary claim dispute."

Welcome to Washington, D.C.!

Two lawyers in a royal court

'Your honour, we find the defendent 'politically incorrect'.'

House vs. Senate

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

"A reconciliation bill? -- I've been in Congress for 37 years, and I've never reconciled anything!"

"He just doesn't know what to do with himself since he got elected to Congress."

Dumping The Death Penalty

Roman Emperor Trump Pointing to El Salvador

'Slap me and I'll see you in court.'