Constitutional Expert Gifts

Founding Fathers

'Look it's in the constitution!!'

"You're fired."

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two."

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

American blood

'All I Want For Christmas Is... my Bill of Rights!'

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

Antonin Scalia

'Look...a fresh one!'

"Can't we put in something about rich white guys don't have to pay taxes?"

"The Second Amendment makes no mention of guns, Your Honor – my client steadfastly maintains his constitutional right to bear Arms."

"Or perhaps we could just have them wear these 'M-for-Muslim' patches...."

'CIA Surveillance of my senate committee violates the fourth amendment...'

US Gun Control Debates.

"My conclusion that he lied was based on his body language, his polygraph results, and the complete implausibility of his story."

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

'Come on! A computer can't plead the fifth.'

"And don't forget 'the right to shoot your damn fool mouth off'."

Of Congress can't come to an agreement on a spending plan...

Shooting in US schools

"Of course my main concern is how the situation in Eastern Europe will affect the pennant race."

Trump and the American Constitution

"I can't decide whether to specialize in criminal law or legal punditry."

Uncle Sam dumping the U.S Constitution over a cliff

"It's time for your daily constitution."

"Our panel today includes Hurley Throod, the opinionated Washington bureau chief; Dennis Wurtner, the lightweight TV commentator; Marsha Boyle, the contentious syndicated columnist; and Sydney H. Hall, the self-styled political expert."