Constitutional Law Expert Gifts

Looking for a memorable gift for a constitutional law expert? Our collection features witty mugs, clever t-shirts, comfortable pillows, and eye-catching prints that celebrate their legal expertise and passion for constitutional matters. Perfect for lawyers, professors, or enthusiasts who appreciate a humorous twist on law and justice. Whether they’re working or relaxing, these products bring a smile and a touch of legal flair to their day.

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'He's in great demand. His pet theory is that the first amendment protects obscene bonuses.'

'He's in great demand. His pet theory is that the first amendment protects obscene bonuses.' mockup

'He's in great demand. His pet theory is that the first amendment protects obscene bonuses.'

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"You're fired."

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The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution mockup

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

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'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.' mockup

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

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'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.' mockup

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

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'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!' mockup

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

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"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to." mockup

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

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'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.' mockup

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

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Truth

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"The Supreme Court says a corporation is a 'person?' Well, have you ever tried to take a corporation out for a nice, friendly beer?"

"The Supreme Court says a corporation is a 'person?' Well, have you ever tried to take a corporation out for a nice, friendly beer?" mockup

"The Supreme Court says a corporation is a 'person?' Well, have you ever tried to take a corporation out for a nice, friendly beer?"

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"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!" mockup

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

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'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'

'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.' mockup

'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'

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"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people." mockup

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

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"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two."

"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two." mockup

"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two."

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'I'd like to go back to law school and pay attention this time.'

'I'd like to go back to law school and pay attention this time.' mockup

'I'd like to go back to law school and pay attention this time.'

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Intellectual Property

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"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing." mockup

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

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American blood

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Statue of Security

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"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here." mockup

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

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Lady Justice.

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'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.' mockup

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

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"We're in luck, not a word about retrospectivity."

"We're in luck, not a word about retrospectivity." mockup

"We're in luck, not a word about retrospectivity."

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'You have the contract drafted by the lawyer. This is his bill for it.'

'You have the contract drafted by the lawyer. This is his bill for it.' mockup

'You have the contract drafted by the lawyer. This is his bill for it.'

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"To indict or not to indict... No, to charge or not to charge... No..." "Don't worry. I know how this turns out." "Mueller's Hamlet"

"To indict or not to indict... No, to charge or not to charge... No..." "Don't worry. I know how this turns out." "Mueller's Hamlet" mockup

"To indict or not to indict... No, to charge or not to charge... No..." "Don't worry. I know how this turns out." "Mueller's Hamlet"

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'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?' mockup

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

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Equal Justice Is An Illusion

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Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice

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Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments. mockup

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

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The hour of justice

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"Manafort's was the best flip yet." mockup

"Manafort's was the best flip yet."

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Antonin Scalia

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'In this next precedent, an attorney lost his frivolous lawsuit complaint and his opponent then filed a frivolous 'frivolous lawsuit' lawsuit.'

'In this next precedent, an attorney lost his frivolous lawsuit complaint and his opponent then filed a frivolous 'frivolous lawsuit' lawsuit.' mockup

'In this next precedent, an attorney lost his frivolous lawsuit complaint and his opponent then filed a frivolous 'frivolous lawsuit' lawsuit.'

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"I'm sorry, Master, but all my offers to grant your wishes are invalid under the laws of your state."

"I'm sorry, Master, but all my offers to grant your wishes are invalid under the laws of your state." mockup

"I'm sorry, Master, but all my offers to grant your wishes are invalid under the laws of your state."

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Constitutional Law Expert Gifts Collection

Constitutional Law Expert Mugs

Explore our full range of humorous constitutional law mugs—ideal for legal scholars, attorneys, and law lovers who enjoy a witty take on their profession.

Constitutional Law Expert Pillows

Cozy up with our constitutional law-themed pillows—bringing comfort and a dash of legal humor into their living or work space.

Constitutional Law Expert Prints

Discover eye-catching constitutional law prints that make a bold statement and celebrate your legal passion in style.

Constitutional Law Expert T-Shirts

Check out our collection of constitutional law t-shirts—funny, stylish, and perfect for anyone passionate about justice and legal principles.