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Constitutional Scholars Gifts
Looking for a gift for a constitutional scholar? Our collection features humorous and thoughtful items that celebrate their dedication to constitutional law, history, and justice. Perfect for academics, teachers, or anyone passionate about legal principles, these gifts bring a touch of wit and wisdom to their everyday life. From clever mugs to eye-catching prints, find a unique way to honor their love of constitutional studies.
Arizona shooting (Giffords)
"You're fired."
The Signing of tthe United States Constitution
"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."
Archival Warfare
Gun laws US
"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."
'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'
"The Supreme Court says a corporation is a 'person?' Well, have you ever tried to take a corporation out for a nice, friendly beer?"
Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!
Truth
'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'
"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"
"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two."
"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"
"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."
Statue of Security
Lady Justice.
American blood
"The enemy of the people!"
"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."
"We're in luck, not a word about retrospectivity."
'All I Want For Christmas Is... my Bill of Rights!'
Flushing Democracy
Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice
'Look...a fresh one!'
Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.
The hour of justice
"To indict or not to indict... No, to charge or not to charge... No..." "Don't worry. I know how this turns out." "Mueller's Hamlet"
"Manafort's was the best flip yet."
Antonin Scalia
Equal Justice Is An Illusion
"I like that part about freedom of speech, but what about stupid people?"
Upholding the Law
Constitutional Scholars Gifts Collection
Constitutional Scholars Mugs
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Constitutional Scholars Pillows
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Constitutional Scholars Prints
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Constitutional Scholars T-Shirts
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