Constitution Commentator Gifts

China proposes changing constitution

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Constitutional Convention. We're behind schedule, everybody wanted to make a speech about the first amendment. For the second amendment, let's stick to bullet points. (Published previously on May 19, 2010).

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two."

''The consent of the governed'? -- that could be a deal-breaker.'

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

American blood

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

'Look...a fresh one!'

Flag Kryptonite

Antonin Scalia

''Congress shall make no law'... now, I wonder what they meant by that...?'

"Can't we put in something about rich white guys don't have to pay taxes?"

U.S Capitol Building Tank Turret

Abortion Rights Are Doomed Now and It's Largely the Democrats' Fault

US Gun Control Debates.

"When asked about the impeachment hearings today, President Donald Trump said. . ."

"'Article I. Section 9. Claus B. No title of nobility shall be granted by the United States' - we gotta change that."

"The Second Amendment makes no mention of guns, Your Honor – my client steadfastly maintains his constitutional right to bear Arms."

'An injunction against the First Amendment? - Can we DO that?'

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

'Let's see now...we'll give them democracy, but not too much democracy.'

"But what if a tyrant comes to power and no one's able to stop him because the whole thing's king of funny."

"Now, should we add something at the end about how wise we are and therefore nothing in here should ever be changed?"

Executioner forgetting his glasses.

"I understand the Ten Commandments. But what is this Second Amendment he keeps going on about?"

"Senator Ted Cruzolini"

Trump and the American Constitution

Equal Time for All Christians

Which statement did Thomas Jefferson make on Jan. 16, 1787?

'Pursuit of happiness is all very well, but Congress keeps passing laws to make it run faster.'