Constitution Guru Gifts

"But what if a tyrant comes to power and no one's able to stop him because the whole thing's king of funny."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

"When you say you're behind me 100%, do you mean base ten or binary?"

"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two."

''The consent of the governed'? -- that could be a deal-breaker.'

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

American blood

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

'Danae's spent all this week writing new amendments, which I can only assume means she doesn't know what it'll take to get them into the constitution...so I sent her a link on the process...'

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

'You have the contract drafted by the lawyer. This is his bill for it.'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

Antonin Scalia

'Look...a fresh one!'

'All I Want For Christmas Is... my Bill of Rights!'

''Congress shall make no law'... now, I wonder what they meant by that...?'

"The Second Amendment makes no mention of guns, Your Honor – my client steadfastly maintains his constitutional right to bear Arms."

Inventor of Morse Code

U.S Capitol Building Tank Turret

'An injunction against the First Amendment? - Can we DO that?'

'Just how informal is this constitution?'

'CIA Surveillance of my senate committee violates the fourth amendment...'

"'Article I. Section 9. Claus B. No title of nobility shall be granted by the United States' - we gotta change that."

US Gun Control Debates.

'Let's see now...we'll give them democracy, but not too much democracy.'

Computer whisperer.