Constitution Reader Gifts

George Washington

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two."

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

'Look...a fresh one!'

Antonin Scalia

''Congress shall make no law'... now, I wonder what they meant by that...?'

Donald Trump and US Democracy

"'Article I. Section 9. Claus B. No title of nobility shall be granted by the United States' - we gotta change that."

'Just how informal is this constitution?'

'An injunction against the First Amendment? - Can we DO that?'

"When asked about the impeachment hearings today, President Donald Trump said. . ."

U.S Capitol Building Tank Turret

'Let's see now...we'll give them democracy, but not too much democracy.'

"But what if a tyrant comes to power and no one's able to stop him because the whole thing's king of funny."

"Now, should we add something at the end about how wise we are and therefore nothing in here should ever be changed?"

"I understand the Ten Commandments. But what is this Second Amendment he keeps going on about?"

"Senator Ted Cruzolini"

'Pursuit of happiness is all very well, but Congress keeps passing laws to make it run faster.'

'Look ... A fresh one!'

Which statement did Thomas Jefferson make on Jan. 16, 1787?

'Do you still insist on taking the fifth on how many fifths you took on the fifth?'

"I have come to a specific and definite conclusion about the Constitution: It's ok, I guess."

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a living Constitution!'

Boris promises to pursue a Brexit deal with OOMPH!

"Um, is this a good time to bring up sensible gun restrictions?"

China proposes changing constitution

'They just need a little tweaking and updating...like the first one...people abuse it, so I'm changing it to the right for everyone to shut up around me.'

"Witness will confine herself to answering counsel's questions, and refrain from giving opinions as to constitutionality and the like."

"Those political ads are about to make me sick!"